July 2011
Get to go spend three hours on a ghetto train to a three hour car ride with my mother.
Things I would rather do:
do drugs with fine art majors
Cut my eyes open
swallow rock salt
peel off my skin slowly
cut myself open and crawl inside my small intestine
hang out with Paris Hilton
chill naked with a hungry wolf pack
walk on nails
perform open heart surgery on myself
eat glass
feed the homeless
bathe in acid
have sex with a woman
think of republicans as real people
